FOXY

The air is warm and my pants are tight. Will this bottle of Tequila and Meagan Fox help any? its worth a try. I wonder if she is a big reader who cares?

APRIL JOKER

Death comes to us all. I read a post from a man who died of ALS. He had a friend post it after his death. He got 153 comments what difference does that make to anyone? Blogging is so banal.
Is it the only way for boring, normal people to be remembered? Why would you want to be remembered? look how they are remembering Heath Ledger no RIP for him.

SOAR

Some days I soar high up in the sky brave and safe from all. I plummet to earth like a rock and snatch any others in my sky for it is my sky. I cut through the clouds looking at all and then the thunder arrives. I'm falling my wings won't work and I lie there on terra firma dying. I feel no pain I feel nothing but dull. I can see the sky but I can't remember it. For now I am dead.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DADDY DEAR

My father is a faggot so I felt and still do feel justified in calling him one. How did my mother not know? The prick plucks his fucking eyebrows.

MERRY CHRISTMAS

I hope you get all that you deserve.

WAR IS BOGUS

What right do we have to selectively interfere in the politics of other countries? We only do good when it suits us monetarily or strategically and we get butt fucked while doing it. Destroy women destroy children destroy the streets and build a Starbucks and a McDonald's and force the other nations into our matrix.

TAKE THE PILL TO NUMB THE PAIN